It is strange when technology moves a notch forward, and there will be a group of select people who cannot bear to leave the past and end up looking for a way to fuse new technology into old designs. The new Port-O-Rotary phone is actually equipped with a GM862 cellular module from Telit inside that will work in any 900MHz/1800MHz/1900MHz mobile network. Numbers are dialled via the analog dial, and there is no choice when it comes to ring tones. You get the orginal, shrill ringing old school style. Since it lacks a LCD display of any kind, you can forget about sending text messages. They’d be a pain to type in the first place. The Port-O-Rotary costs a whooping $499.